Play

Act 1, Scene 1, Mr Crank's Office

Crank:	Do you know why you are here Jones?
Jones:	Ah, because I was late.
Crank:	And pray tell, why are you late?]
Jones:	Um, I was mauled by a dog.
Crank:	A DOG!
Jones:	Yes, it was really big and visious, i think it had rabes
Crank:	Rabes man, dont be ridiculus, you insane pretzel head!
	I will let you off this time, but mark my words, the next
	time you are late, you are fired, and i dont care if you 
	got eaten by wild spider monkeys or abducted by aliens, 
	do you here?
Jones:	Yes Mr Crank.
Crank:	Now go down to level 17 and clean up that mess!
Jones:	Yes Mr Crank.

[exit jones and crank]

Act 1, Scene 2, Jones' Janitorial closet

[Jones is collecting his janitorial equipment as Bob, a second janitor enters]

Jones:	Oh hay Bob, howsit goin?
Bob:	Indubidibly fine my good chap.  Old Cranky got you cleaning
	old floor 17 again eh?
Jones:	Yeah, i dont know why they keep that floor, they really should
	tear it down, well at least it gives a home to the spider
	monkeys.  I'd hate to think what would happen if they
	ever got loose.
Bob:	Probably all be eaten and torn to bits i suppose.
Jones:	Damn, the monkeys, why, why do i have to clean up level 17?
Bob:	You know, they say that when a janitor goes to clean up
	level 17, his soul is taken to the underworld by the
	spider monkeys and he is never seen again, but i wouldn't
	let that bother you, probaly just an old janitors' tale.
Jones:	Oh, yes well i've got my trusty broom, Broomopolis to protect me.
	[picks up a broom and waves it in the air]
Bob:	Watch out, you could put someones' nose in with that!  You know, 
	I really don't know why you call it Broomopolis, it's just
	A broom.
Jones:	Just a broom, JUST A BROOM, wel Broomopolis is twice the broom
	you ever were, aren't you broomopolis?[looks expectantly at the broom
	and nothing happens], well he's just in a quiet mood, thats all
Bob:	Oh ok, right, haha